Chanard à l’Orange.

Turn breast side down and secure tightly with string (or with silk scarves).

Ingredients

French man or woman with the surname Chanard

Orange marmalade

Crème Chantilly (optional)

Directions

Remove clothing from Monsieur, Madame, or Mademoiselle Chanard and place in comfortable reclining position on bed, couch, chair, mattress, rug, or al fresco spot of your choice. Drizzle generously with orange marmalade, adding crème Chantilly as desired. Taste. Miam miam!